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:: '''A:''' They don't want to be "politically correct". | :: '''A:''' They don't want to be "politically correct". | ||
| − | : '''Q: Why did the conservoid set fire to the Constitution? | + | : '''Q:''' Why did the conservoid set fire to the Constitution? |
:: '''A:''' It was talking about forming a union. | :: '''A:''' It was talking about forming a union. | ||
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Revision as of 12:51, 4 December 2021
Jokes
- Q: Why did the right-winger shoot his alarm-clock and coffee-maker?
- A: They were too woke.
- Q: Why did the Republican keep driving off the road?
- A: He was afraid people might think he was too far to the left.
- Q: Why do Republicans always vote against their own interests?
- A: They don't want to be "politically correct".
- Q: Why did the conservoid set fire to the Constitution?
- A: It was talking about forming a union.
might need workshopping
- Q: Why was the Trump fan looking for the Returns Desk at the Capitol?
- A: She wasn't happy with the election, and was trying to take it back.
- Q: Why did the conservoid always carry around a giant "weights and measures" reference book?
- A: To keep an eye on it -- because everyone knows you can't trust the mass media.