Humor

Jokes

Q: Why did the right-winger shoot his alarm-clock and coffee-maker?

A: They were too woke.

Q: Why did the right-winger refuse to get out of bed?

A: He didn't want to join the woke crowd.

Q: Why did the Republican keep driving off the road?

A: He was afraid people might think he was too far to the left.

Q: Why do Republicans always vote against their own interests?

A: They don't want to be "politically correct".

Q: Why did the conservoid set fire to the Constitution?

A: It was talking about forming a union.

Q: Why was the Trump fan looking for the Returns Desk at the Capitol?

A: She wasn't happy with the election, and was trying to take it back.

Q: Why did the conservoid always carry around a giant "weights and measures" reference book?

A: To keep an eye on it -- because everyone knows you can't trust the mass media.