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Summary

• what: photo of printout comparing Republican attitudes favorably to those of Democrats
• retrieved 2022-05-26 from Facebook

Notes

• If a republican doesn’t like a book, he wants all students denied access to it.
• If a republican doesn’t approve of abortion, he wants all women denied the right to them.
• If a republican doesn’t like the potential outcome of an election, he implements new voter suppression measures.
• If a Republican doesn't like a fact, he ignores it. If a Democrat doesn't like a fact, she tries to figure out why, and to determine whether the fact is true.
• If a "republican" doesn't like the news, he lies about it.
• If a "Republican" is gay, there's a good chance he'll lie about that too, while legislating against other gays.
• If a "Republican" believes a thing he wants to legislate out anything that disagrees with him and force everyone to believe his thing.
• A "republican" thinks freedom is telling everyone to live the life and lifestyle he chooses.
• If a Republican utters a known falsehood, they will call it an alternative fact and carry on.
• If a Republican is faced with gun violence, they will argue that more guns are the solution.
• If a Republican is faced with a school shooting, they will try to arm the teachers.