Dear Red America/2024-12-08
The Post
I have been informed by many sources that President Trump will make America great again. Bravo to this plan! I'm sure we would all like to live once again in a Great Society.
I am therefore very much looking forward to universal healthcare, so we can start catching up with the rest of the First World. (Too bad Obama never thought of that! I guess he got sidetracked because of making sure the health insurance companies didn't all go broke from having to compete with government inefficiency. I imagine the CEO of United Healthcare was very grateful for those efforts.)
I'm sure it was just an oversight that Mr. Trump didn't do this during his first term in office; he was very busy with stuff. I don't remember exactly what it was, but there did seem to be quite a lot of it. (Something about taco trucks, and preventing a ship from docking so his numbers wouldn't look bad, I think? I'm sure there was more to it than that, however, and I'm just forgetting.)
Anyway, I'm sure y'all will keep me posted on how this is going.
All the Greatest to everyone,
Woozalia